Secret Confession from Unknown Game Journalist on Gamergate

I received this, unsolisted exclusive report in an unmarked brown enevelope, stained with blood, with only one word: #Gamergate.“I was a game journalist, and part of the Quinnspiracy. I admit it. I know it was wrong. I mean, I’m a gamer. I shouldn’t badmouth everyone in a group of people just because a bunch of them were wrong. That would be tarring all gamers with the same brush, like all Social Justice Warriors do.

But the life style writing for sites like Kotaku and Polygon got to me. You don’t know crazy that indie game dev scene gets man… the all night sex parties with all the hot indi devs (the things Phil Fish can do with his beard!). The free flowing cocaine, lighting cigars with $1,000 bills… escorts (of all genders, races, and LBTG representation, of course) it all gets to you. Eventually you just stop caring about the ethics of games journalism and concentrate on that fat cheddar.

But everyone has their limits. Mine was Frank.

He’s the one who got me into the business, otherwise I’d still be writing for radnom blogs with single digit daily hits. Frank was the one who first originally introduced me to Zoe Quinn. I kissed her ring, and after that, I was a made game journalist. Just so long as I said games were sexist and white males had no place gaming or in games, they’d print my stuff: after all, its what the editors and all powerful indie devs wanted. They were who we had to please.

Anyway, one day, Frank had too much at one of the parties and screwed up. Frank never could handle alcohol, let alone when you mixed it it with cocaine. People were joking, having a good time, laughing at all the mouthbreathers on 4chan (when secretly we admired and respected for their character and rugged handsomeness).

That’s when he made his mistake:  he made a sarcastic joke about Anita Sarkeesian. You don’t badmouth the Godessmother, even in jest. Anyway, they disappeared him. That’s why you can’t find his articles on Kotaku or Polygon anymore. Want proof? Google Polygon and Frank Frezetti. Look for yourself: no articles at all. Poor Frank. You don’t want to know how the SJW deal with traitors. Lets just say he doesn’t identify as CIS white male anymore… at least a functional one.

Anyway, that’s when I started to really have my doubts in what I was doing might be wrong. Like all SJW’s, I thought that anyone who didn’t believe in what I wanted deserved to die and video games were evil, and of course I was receiving millions for lying about how inclusive and accepting the gaming community was, but the mutiliation of my close personal friend had made me begin to reconsider: was what I was doing morally right?

My decision was made for me anyway.

A few days ago, I was at the elite pre-PAX indie jam SJW collective the next day, helping Zoe with her make up for that false flag operation. I tried to tell her it wouldn’t work, that 4chan was too smart. I figured someone would realize it was an obvious false flag, but I was just a lowly reporter. Her response was a literal slap in the face. I, being an omega herbivore male, fell to the floor and cringed. “Quit Mansplaining, CIS Hetero scum!” she spat. “We own the gaming press. Of course they’ll believe it. And that will be the final piece to the Quinnspiracy! Soon there will be no more gamers. There will only be… Social Justice Warriors for Feminists Domination! Muahhahhahahhahahhah!”

That’s when they sicked their enforcer on me: Jim Sterling. God’s gift to gaming was easily the scariest one of all. He didn’t smile, he didn’t laugh. I had no idea he was in on it till that moment. I weakly looked up and said “You too?”

In response, he raised his Willheim Dafoe doll, covered his mouth with his hand, and intoned in creepy falsetto “CHECK YOUR PRIVLEDGE”. Next thing I knew, I was in the alley, dazed and struggling to regain consciousness. My work is gone too, though I’d managed better then poor Frank.

But all my hard work, my ill begotten millions in royalties from games journalism was gone. I had sold my soul, for nothing to the worst kind of people, and what did I have for it? And how long till they did away with video games entirely? I don’t know. But the only one who can possibly halt the end of gaming from the all-powerful social justice warriors on gaming websites it are those brave, inclusive and corruption destroying activists on Twitter and 4chan. “


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